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Topic: Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Related:
  Bowel    Symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome  
  Syndrome    Irritable Male Syndrome  
  IRRATABLE BOWEL SYNDROME    Irritable Bowl Syndrome  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Taking drugs,  Sleeping
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Valium,  Taking Prozac
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Smoking,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 Irritable bowel syndrome including such symptoms as digestive disturbances, abdominal pain and bloating, constipation, and diarrhea may be present.
Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common disorder of the intestines that leads to crampy pain, gassiness, bloating, and changes in bowel habits.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - FMS patients have reported frequent constipation, diarrhea, frequent abdominal pain, abdominal gas or nausea.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

 As Colitis and IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) are frequently the result of certain parasites in the intestine, relief can be obtained by removing these parasites.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

 irritable bowel syndrome irritable bowel syndrome symptoms IBS links IBS CFS.
 
 
 User Talk
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From:
simon griffiths
2004-12-17 15:52:56 		i suffered from I.B.S for the last 5 years. I had a last couple of days inflamation on the right buttock and feeling rather feverish and bit of a sore abdeman. Would that be the sign of I.B.S effect?
From:
pat hinchey
2005-02-01 01:01:29 		how do i cure i.b.s
From:

2005-07-05 13:43:38 		can it be cured\
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