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Topic: Boy

Related:
  It's a Boy    Boys and Girls  
  Boy Scouts    Game Boy  
  About a Boy    Baby Boy  
  Down Boy    Boy Love  
  Bad Boy    Little Boy  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Lustful
Personality:Brave,  Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Model
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Camping
Likes to wear:School uniform
Favorite sport(s):Orienteering,  Volleyball
Listens to:Backstreet Boys
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Membership(s):Boy scouts,  Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Boys must wear dress pants and collared shirts tucked inside their trousers.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

My boys and I loved just about every page of your series and considered it a privilege to read such exciting stories that spoke so much about loyalty and courage and doing the right thing.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Older boys are in the custody of their father, girls in the custody of the mother.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Both boys and girls accept a high commitment to serving the worship of the parish.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Circumcised boys have shown signs of the lasting effect of pain in their response to vaccinations up to six month after they are circumcised.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Teenage boys often have sexy fantasies about the women in their lives while they masturbate.
John Fielding,
CEO

Boys use advancement steps to mark their progress and earn awards for successful completion of these advancement steps.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The boys seemed to have brought their own instrumental and composition styles to the project.
The Bridgeport Boys are a male quartet singing primarily gospel music.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Boys and Girls in the elementary school interested in dancing should come to the Gym ready to move on Tuesdays from 3.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Boys who have earned the Arrow of Light Award or have completed the fifth grade or who are 11 years old may join as Lone Boy Scouts and remain active until age 18.
Boys attended elementary school from the time they were about age 6 or 7 until they were 13 or 14.
 
 
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