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Topic: Boy Meets Girl

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Dream job(s):

Model

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Going to the beach

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Swimming, Volleyball, Orienteering

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ian Thorpe (swimmer), Jesse Owens, Steffi Graff (tennis)

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.
Girl meets boy, boy dumps girl, or whatever.
Girl meets boy, meets girl, meets boy.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Boy and girl swimmers regularly go to state meets.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Boy meets girl : Your sense of being male or female is far more fluid than you think.
Boys and girls were strictly segregated in separate dormitories and could never meet.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

A romance is much more than a girl meets boy story where the characters fall in love and live happily ever after in the castle of their dreams.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Middle School Girls are allowed 7 meets and Middle School boys are allowed 5 meets.
Boy meets girl, kills her dad and goes on the run.
Boy Meets Girl by Joshua Harris "What is courtship?

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