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Topic: Boy Love

Related:
  Love    Boy  
  I love    One Love  
  Love all    Love of God  
  Boys and Girls    Love Life  
  Make Love    Heart of Love  
  Boy Scouts    About a Boy  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Britney Spears,  Their mother
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Lustful
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Kissing
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Backstreet Boys,  98 Degrees,  Beastie Boys
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She loves to spank and scold mischievous boys and girls.
I love dressing up all of my panty boys and will leave you quivering like a baby longing for his mother.
Michelle loves surprising the boys by turning up at a garden party wearing just suspenders and a bra!
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I was ready to live on a diet of making love to boys and men while still being able to eat from that which makes them male.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Both boys were definitely in the mood for love, as they pulled out their big erections and had us sit one their laps with their big cocks inside of us!
I would love for gay boys being able to join a scout group wherever they are.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The boys are both under the impression that they are alone in what they feel and are pulling away from one another and hiding to escape the pain of Unrequited love.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Two boys who make a pact to swim to an island in Dublin Bay become involved in the Easter Rising of 1916 and fall in love with each other.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I love to be scout and I want that everyone peoples write to me for teach stuff that I can show to my boys.
I love to listen to stories about what daddy or mommy wants to do to their lil girl and boys and have a few to share with you.
Helen the boys send their love they had fun at the marina with your gr anddaughter forgive me I forgotten her name.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Both boys and girls bear the emotional scars of a father who deceived himself into believing he was just expressing love and teaching his child how to be loving through sexual molestation.
 
 
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