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Topic: Fort Bragg North Carolina

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North Fort

Carolina Bragg

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Brave

Dream job(s):

Soldier

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite food(s):

Rations

Favorite great leader(s):

Erwin Rommel, Napoleon, Douglas MacArthur

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment, Aviation

Favorite movie(s):

Full Metal Jacket, Airplane

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Favorite sport(s):

Hang gliding

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

Expert Talk

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Josh Hogan,
Commander

Kay is a paratrooper assigned to the XVIII Airborne Corps' 21st Military Police Company, 16th Military Police Brigade (Airborne) at Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
His latest assignment is to serve as the Commander of 1st Battalion, 504th Parachute Infantry Regiment, Fort Bragg, North Carolina effective 15 October 1999.
On 12th February, 1943, the 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment joined the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, North Carolina.

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2004-11-03 08:25:42

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