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Topic: Brain

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  Brain Damage    Brain Function  
  Brain Injury    Brain Cells  
  Human Brain    Brain Part  
  Brain Disorders    Brain Disease  
  Left Brain    Brain Research  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted
Intelligence:Intelligent,  Genius
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite body part(s):Brain,  Lungs
Interest(s):Biology,  Psychology
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Once brains have been segmented from two scans, the resulting 3D surfaces can be re-oriented such as to match in position and 3D orientation.
These smart technical brains also know how to adapt and adopt new technologies such as that based on the Internet, to solve business problems.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Brains are portable; ASCI Purple will be the size of 197 refrigerator-size boxes covering 8,900 square feet (about the size of two basketball courts) and will weigh 197 tons.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

There were 16 vocals in it accomplished from singing lead and background tracks and overdubbing my brains out between the 4 track and the two 2-tracks.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The brain's best weapons against abstinence are depression and anxiety (the emotional equivalents of physical pain) that continue to tempt alcoholics to return to drinking long after physical withdrawal symptoms have abated.
Frequently it is the brain's distortion of muscle function that sets us up for acute back pain by preventing muscles from responding freely to physical stresses.
Levels of dopamine transporters in the brains of former methamphetamine abusers were 24 percent lower than those in the brain of healthy control subjects.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Fictional narratives are plugging into a deeper part of our brains and fulfilling a different need - the universal desire to tell and listen to stories.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The idea is not simply that our brains are the result of a process of Darwinian evolution.
As brains became more complex, interneurons evolved which transported sense inputs from different sources into the association cortex for adequate decision making.
Brains, hearts, microscopic tissue sections, and even whole human bodies are examples of the types of things that are routinely sampled via these methods.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

We are talking about pure Islamic material that originated from the brains of godly and pious Muslim leaders.
 
 
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From:
Your mom
2005-04-29 09:54:06
I think the brain is a cool body part if the brain was a person i would have sex with it
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robert
2005-07-28 17:27:47
why can't I e-mail on big boys .com
From:
cheree
2005-07-31 02:55:13
what is white mass of the brain?
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