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Topic: Brain Damage

Related:
  Damage    Brain  
  Brain Function    Brain Injury  
  Brain Cells    Human Brain  
  Brain Part    Brain Disorders  
  Brain Disease    Left Brain  
  Brain Research    Brain Tumor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Lawyer
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Brain,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Barring permanent brain damage, effective substance abuse rehabilitation can restore these functions to the individual.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Brain damage due to metabolic disorders can result when harmful chemicals damage the neurons.
Hypoxia is a state of oxygen deficiency in the body that can cause damage to various organs and may lead to brain damage and even death.
Irreversible damage is likely in individuals who have not learned the behaviors and lifestyle habits that promote good brain growth and development.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Maximizing damages for these plaintiffs requires a thorough understanding of traumatic brain injury.
Whether brain damage is diagnosed soon after delivery or later, when the child fails to achieve developmental milestones during the first years of life, parents usually seek out an explanation as to why and when their child suffered the irreversible brain injury.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Damage to the brain's cerebral cortex is generally the cause of spastic cerebral palsy.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Brain death is represented by total and irreversible damage of cerebral functions, and destruction of cerebral cortex and brain stem is its biological substrate.
Brain cells are very sensitive to some compounds, even though they may not damage other cells in the body or even be needed by other cells.
Once brain damage was identified as a cause of hyperactivity in certain patients, researchers assumed that all hyperactivity was caused by brain damage, even when no brain damage could be identified.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Death was caused by severe brain damage form a pistol whipping by a person committing a felony robbery.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The brain damage which caused cerebral palsy may also lead to other conditions such as: seizures, learning disabilities or developmental delay.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Rob
2005-08-01 16:02:59
I just found out that I have 3 brain cysts. I have been having headaches on my left side. Nothing seems to relieve the headaches-I'm really afraid-
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