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Topic: Brain Drain

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  Drain    Brain  
  Brain Damage    Brain Function  
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Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Politics:Capitalist,  Eurocrat
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Nurse,  CEO
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):1990s
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Interest(s):Economics,  Business
Favorite destination(s):Canada,  Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare,  Making the world a better place
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Doctors informed us that she also had severe hydrocephalus (water on the brain) and immediately after delivery would need surgery to place a shunt in her brain to help drain the spinal fluid into her abdominal cavity.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Thailand and Ireland have reverse brain drain programmes offering generous research funding and monetary incentives as well as services and assistance.
It means that the University is having success reversing the brain drain in Connecticut, which historically has meant that a large percentage of the State's high-achieving students left Connecticut to attend out-of-state colleges and universities.
John Fielding,
CEO

A brain drain slows economic growth in the source countries, as the entrepreneurs and skilled workers who are most likely to spur growth move to greener pastures.
This brain drain worsens the already depleted healthcare resources in poor countries and widens the gap in health inequities worldwide.
The shortage of skilled labour resulting from massive brain drain from the country and the resultant benefits that accrue from such a process to creditor countries necessitates deeper relief packages.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In the latest issue of Neurology, researchers describe early success using a shunt device, which when implanted in the brain constantly drains off small amounts of the fluid the brain produces.
This point was developed because the concept of reversing the brain drain, or more accurately, the promotion of a brain gain was seen as being critical to any efforts to maintain the excellence of the science base.
October 28, 2002 BRAIN DRAIN POSSIBLE AD TREATMENT An additional study on an implanted shunt to drain small amounts of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) from Alzheimer’s patients’ brains may be a treatment for the disease.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The brain drain/brain-gain debate touches on only part of a much deeper and more fundamental problem facing not only Canada's economy, but those of other major industrialized countries - the inability to churn out enough well-educated, highly-skilled workers to satisfy the rapid growth in demand.
This forum will not only examine the current ties that bind the Diaspora to Africa, but also will examine issues such as reversing the brain drain that has seen Africa lose a third of its skilled professionals in the last two decades.
This Brain Drain is a handicap for sustainable development in Africa especially if emigration affects the provision of basic socio-economic services (e.
 
 
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