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Topic: Pictures of the human brain

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Favorite possession(s):

Penis

People talk about their ..:

Weirdness

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite era(s):

1900s

Favorite body part(s):

Brain

Favorite animal(s):

Chimpanzee, Mouse

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, Doom, Lemmings

Favorite movie(s):

Wizard of Oz

Listens to:

Billy Gilman, N Sync

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

And that pictures the transcendental DIFFERENCE between animal BRAIN and human MIND.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The findings are based on an analysis of brain patterns and eye movements of infants after they were shown a series of pictures of human and monkey faces.
Actually, the shortcoming is of the human brain which sometimes cannot connect the dots from picture to picture.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is hard to believe that the human brain is changing imperceptibly and with that the picture of the Universe as also the personality of man are undergoing a transformation.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: SHAIRA 2004-12-18 01:23:10	I WANT TO SEE SOME REAL PICTURES OF HUMAN BRAIN,HEARTS, AND LUNGS
From: ANAA 2004-12-18 01:29:30	I WANT TO SEE REAL PICTURES OF BRAIN, LUNGS AND HEARTS
From: seethepalliramu 2004-12-19 06:56:27	dear sir, one of my friend's son aged 2.5 years has delayed milestone problem, and mild spasm in the aducters which is causing scissor gait and good with other activities such mentally recieving and responding ,identification, on verifying with neuro specialist and going through the MRI mild cortical attrophy is there and now the problem is he is unable to balance trunk in standing posture and i need guidence in this regard since iam economically poor . kindly help me in this regard by giving valuable suggestions.
From: seethepalliramu 2004-12-19 06:58:59	dear sir, one of my friend's son aged 2.5 years has delayed milestone problem, and mild spasm in the aducters which is causing scissor gait and good with other activities such mentally recieving and responding ,identification, on verifying with neuro specialist and going through the MRI mild cortical attrophy is there and now the problem is he is unable to balance trunk in standing posture and i need guidence in this regard since iam economically poor . kindly help me in this regard by giving valuable suggestions. my mailing address seethepalliramu99@yahoo.com
From: david 2005-01-26 21:50:29	where are the pictures of the brain?
From: me 2005-04-21 10:44:28	Yeah, Where are the pictures of the brain?!
From: Smooth 2005-04-29 00:17:41	How can a person have a tumor and not go into the brain.They say its pishing on the skull?
From: Nicole 2005-07-05 20:11:09	I know a lot of song lyrics, where in the brain are they stored?
From: AISHIA 2005-07-17 07:57:30	I ALWAYS BEEN ABSENT MINDED.DO I HAVE A BRAIN DEFECT?
From: Danielle 2005-08-05 23:59:11	There is mainly labbeled picture please put in non labeled picture thank-you
From: Danielle 2005-08-06 00:00:28	There is mainly labbeled picture please put in non labeled picture
From: Danielle 2005-08-06 00:01:23	You are the smartest brainiac in the world steph love ya danielle

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