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Topic: Brain Injury

Related:
  Injury    Brain  
  Traumatic Brain Injury    Personal Injury  
  Head Injury    Brain Damage  
  Brain Function    Brain Cells  
  Human Brain    Brain Part  
  Back Injury    Brain Disorders  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Sigmund Freud
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic,  Vicious
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Dream job(s):Lawyer
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Brain
Interest(s):Psychology
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Many people will suffer traumatic brain injuries and not remember anything about who they use to be but I do know who I use to be and I know that I am not that person anymore no matter how hard I try.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Traumatic Brain Injury Rehabilitation Guidelines - Developed by the New Zealand Guidelines Group to help service providers improve rehabilitation services and results.
Traumatic Brain Injury Technical Assistance Center - Established to help states develop programs that improve access to health and services for individuals with TBI and their families.
Traumatic Brain Injury Model Systems - The National Institute on Disability and Rehabilitation Research funded 17 centers to examine the course of recovery and outcomes following TBI.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There was no indisputable evidence of traumatic injury, but she did find some small haemorrhages on the surface of the brain and in the grey matter inside the brain, which could have been caused by direct injury or stoppage of oxygen.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Phillip Miller is a member of the Traumatic Brain Injury Litigation Group and has extensive experience sorting through the complex issues surrounding traumatic brain injury cases as well as the potential developmental disabilities resulting from brain injury.
BRAIN INJURY: Patients with functional and/or behavioral deficits resulting from brain injury, usually traumatic in origin, but may also be the result of a metabolic disorder or hypoxic event.
He is specifically interested in measurement of the motor consequences of traumatic brain injury in adults and children, and has an interest in the effect of therapeutic massage on CNS and contributing neurophysiological mechanisms.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is a very sad fact of traumatic brain injury life that many survivors will not receive adequate recompense for their injury because their lawyer did not have enough experience to know how to analyze, prepare and present a legitimate claim for damages.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Brain injuries associated with violent shaking accounted for 13 of 25 child deaths in Idaho that resulted in prosecutions over the last four years.
Traumatic brain injury, wrongful death, labor law, premises liability, automobile accidents, municipal liability.
The legal issues associated with a Traumatic Brain Injury or Spinal Cord Injury are quite similar and require expertise in this area of personal injury law.
 
 
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