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Topic: Brand Cigarettes

Related:
  Cigarette    Brand  
  Brand New    Brand Name  
  Cigarette smoke    Cigarette smoking  
  Brand Marketing    Cigarette Lighter  
  Brand Management    Brand Identity  
  Cigarette companies    Cigarette Case  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Good point(s):Honest
Personality:Easily addicted,  Sad
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Coloring in
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Likes to wear:fcuk,  Adidas,  Sunglasses
Listens to:Eric Clapton
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

We are committed to bringing you low price cigarettes on your favorite premium and economy discount cigarette brands.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

There are now two main types of cigarettes marketed to women, female brands and dual sex brands.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

That is why you can buy generic cigarettes still rather cheaply even though these cigarettes are subject to exactly the same per-pack tax burden as name brands.
John Fielding,
CEO

A tabacco manufacturing site in El Paso which mostly made cigarettes from many kind of brands was bought by a Japanese investor in 2000 was centraliced to Germany and closed down end of 2000.
Carnival Cigarettes are, in fact, the number one sub-generic brand in Oklahoma because of consumer loyalty and profitability.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Each participant is encouraged to use a special method on their own brand of cigarettes that restricts tar and nicotine in increasing amounts without affecting taste or the sensation of smoking.
This is accomplished not through using one brand with a precise level of nicotine in its cigarettes, but through a smoker's precise ways of using tobacco to achieve a desired state.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Cigarette brands that contain high amounts of nicotine are popular with older smokers, with 58% smoking brands that have the highest nicotine content.
Doped cigarettes I can foresee tobacconists and corner newsagents stocking a range of opium, cannabis and cocaine enhanced brands at a ten or twenty percent premium above ordinary tobacco.
Most people who change brands of cigarettes compensate for the low tar and low nicotine by smoking more cigarettes and more often during the day.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Every imaginable brand of cigarettes and alcohol was stacked fifty deep and a metre high on shelves that looked as if they were made out of oversized Meccano pieces.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

His brand of cigarettes ties him to an earlier murder and traces of lead from the red pencil he used when writing to the press also implicate him as the serial killer.
 
 
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