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Topic: Brandon Fails

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Edmund Hillary,  Princess Diana,  Kofi Annan
Politics:Eurocrat
Education:Junior High School,  College
Favorite TV show(s):Strangers with Candy
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite movie(s):National Lampoon's Animal House
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Football,  Mountain climbing
Listens to:U2
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jesse Owens,  Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Destroying Civilization
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
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It is aimed at changing Brandon and eventually destroying him when their attempt to make him submit to their views of order on gender and sexual matters fails.
 
 
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