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Topic: Brass Knuckles

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

King Gillette

Favorite possession(s):

Mace, Gun, Power tools

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Dream job(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee, Angelina Jolie

Favorite sport(s):

Karate

Likes to wear:

Sumo belt, Army uniforms, Colt 44 Magnum

Listens to:

Disco, Radiohead

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The stats for brass knuckles can also be used for combat gloves, a glove made with studs on the knuckles to improve punching damage.
His words were cut off when Russert again slammed the brass knuckles into his face; the producer let out a long groan of pain and let his head sink to his chest.
Their were Chairs, Brass knuckles and ring steps used in this match.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Steve even found Civil War brass knuckles that would fit a real small hand.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

The Brass Knuckles Webzine Guide to IRC: Ah the sweet joys of Internet Relay Chat.

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