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Topic: Brass Monkey

Related:
  Monkey    Brass  
  Brass Band    Brass Instruments  
  Brass Hardware    Brass Bed  
  Brass Woodwind    Howler Monkey  
  Brass Fittings    Monkey Island  
  Monkey Bar    12 Monkeys  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Ice cream
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite movie(s):Wizard of Oz,  King Kong,  The Sixth Sense
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Listens to:Beastie Boys,  The Prodigy,  Punk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite time of year:Winter
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

But the skies say flurries and the thermometer says bring in the brass monkeys.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Between a ship's guns were lip-edged brass trays called monkeys which held pyramid stacks of cannon balls.
Entry is open to The World and photos need to be emailed to the Brass Monkeys website (www.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Brass Monkey's repertoire is as broad as the Mississippi, ranging from funked-up Dixieland favorites such as "When The Saints Go Marching In," danceable pop cover tunes by everyone from Stevie Wonder to Led Zeppelin, and their own funky originals.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

I see brass monkeys!
Brass monkeys will be at extreme risk.
Brass Monkeys Spring Series 2003 Notice of Race First Warning Signal at 10.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I am very pleased with the Brass Monkeys underwear that I received.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Out of Brass we make Monkeys, Knobs and Money.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It's as cold as brass monkeys as the winter comes in but we don't mind.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Never threatening to be groundbreaking in any way, the Brass Monkeys at least did enough to justify their position on the billing.
 
 
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