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Topic: Brazilian rain forest

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Carmen Miranda

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Politics:

Green

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite animal(s):

Elephant, Tiger, Tiger

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite royal(s):

King Shaka Zulu

Favorite sport(s):

Bushwalking, Mountain climbing, Horseriding

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite destination(s):

South America

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Romario

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Brazilian rosewood is included in Appendix I, brought about by the concern of protecting the rain forests of Brazil.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

The Soul Cages has little to do with rain forests or any subject as overtly global as Brazilian Rainforest.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

A man with an ax sleeps in the Brazilian rain forest and is visited by animals that argue against chopping down a kapok tree in this tale of survival.
This spear is hand carved from one piece of wood by the Xavante Indians of the Brazilian Amazon rain forest.
These traditional necklaces are made by the Yanomamo Indians of the Brazilian Amazon Rain Forest.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Brazilians all know that Makumba lives in the rain forest.
And you can be darn sure that it won't be used to replant the Brazilian rain forests.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Experience the buzz of the Brazilian Capital, Rio de Janeiro, or tour the country and see the fantastic beaches and wonderful rain forests.
Brazilian countryside is water rich with lush rolling tilled fields and tropical rain forest.
Brazilians should be allowed to take over their rain forest.

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