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Topic: Spring Break

Related:
  Spring Break Party    Hot Springs  
  Spring Break 2002    Spring  
  Colorado Springs    Spring Break Trip  
  Spring Break 2003    Short Breaks  
  Palm Springs    Break  
  Spring Water  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:Lonely Planet guide
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Voyeurism,  Camping
Favorite sport(s):Skiing
Likes to wear:Nothing,  Bikini
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite destination(s):Mexico,  Florida,  South America
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Easter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Spring bud break was later than normal and the summer temperatures seemed to hold cool and steady.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Spring break day camp available Friday March 29th through April 5th.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Spring Break 2003 Vacations Check Out , specializing in trips to Mazatlan, Cancun, South Padre, the Bahamas, and Jamaica!
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

If the spring system breaks within 1 Year from date of purchase, UNDER NORMAL WEAR and TEAR CONDITIONS WITH PROPER MAINTENANCE Customer MUST take broken welded piece to HIS or HER local welder to have repaired.
Vacation breaks that fall in January and February cost valuable time in preparing for Advanced Placement exams in the spring.
Alternate Spring Break is a student run University of Pennsylvania organization that sponsors community service trips to various locations across the country.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Spring break sluts, Mardi Gras flashers, drunk college girls!
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

When he breaks and quickly withdraws trying to spring with his long sword, expand your body and spirit and cut him as slowly as possible with your long sword, following your body like stagnant water.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

In the spring, just before the ice breaks up, there is a boom thrown around the logs on the lake for the purpose of forcing them down to the dam at the foot of the lake.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Spring Breaks in Cornwall - Don’t forget Cornwall wakes up before the rest of the country!
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Spring and summer breaks mean family vacations, and The Red Lion Hotel, Modesto offers family promotions designed to take the worry out of planning a fun getaway.
When Spring breaks through, the days begin with a wonderful breakfast served in the garden while you breathe in the calm of an older Lisbon where it still feels good to feel love.
 
 
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