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Topic: Nervous Breakdown

Related:
  Nervous    Breakdown  
  Nervous System    Central Nervous System  
  Nervous Conditions    Nervous breakdown is a great symptom  
  Autonomic Nervous System    Peripheral Nervous System  
  Human Nervous System    Sympathetic Nervous System  
  Nervous System Diseases    Work Breakdown Structure  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma,  Positive outlook
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Insane
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite author(s):Virginia Woolf
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite movie(s):A Beautiful Mind
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Getting a divorce
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Taking Prozac
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald (they had nervous breakdowns here), and Edgar Allen Poe and his beloved Virginia.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

That is just sticking out waiting to be eaten" [In case any of you are undergoing some symptoms of nervous breakdowns, I recommend that you stop reading this when I say NOW!
One day the doctor commented to her, "How is it that I have patients who have nervous breakdowns and yet they don't have as much to do as you have?
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Then there are the unfortunate individuals who suffered a full-blown nervous breakdowns while doing allegedly safe meditation practices.
A two year lead in gives a committee breathing space to do all of the above without suffering nervous breakdowns.
This results in nervous breakdowns and interpersonal conflicts yielding the most destructive consequences.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is often used after mental breakdowns, and when used regulary, can help prevent a nervous breakdown, as it is a brain cell stimulant.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Cue hilarious nervous breakdowns, hallucinations, one-handed violence and possibly spasms.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

No time and no copping out She's burning daylight and petrol Blacked out the rearview mirror Heading westward on Strung out On confusion road And ten minute nervous breakdowns Xanex a beer for thought And she determined.
Everybody's always getting at them; the government are always criticising them and Ofsted drives loads of them to nervous breakdowns and loads are off sick and that.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I was raised until the age of 10 by a mother who suffered from anxiety disorders, had nervous breakdowns, who was not fully ready to be a parent of a precocious child, and who had been abused/neglected herself as a child.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Meanwhile, children who have witnessed domestic violence in their home are burdened with fear and suffer from physical maladies such as exhaustion, nervous breakdowns and the inability to make emotional commitments.
 
 
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