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Topic: Breast cancer is the leading cause

Related:
  Breast Cancer Treatment    Breast Cancer Awareness  
  Breast Cancer Survivors    Breast Cancer Foundation  
  Breast Cancer Site    Chemotherapy for breast cancer  
  Cancer    Cause  
  Breast Cancer Information    Breast Cancer Research  
  Breast Cancer Prevention  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Personality:Easily addicted,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Breasts,  Heart
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Cloning themselves
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

With breast cancer rates soaring, Life's Delicate Balance defines and documents many causes highlighting means to prevention.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Breast cancer in women and prostate cancer in men are the most common cancers and second leading causes of cancer death in Americans.
This disease presently causes more deaths than cancers of the colon, prostate and breast combined.
Causes and Prevention Doctors can seldom explain why one person gets breast cancer and another doesn't.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Breast cancer strikes 1 in 9 women in the United States over their lifetimes, and is the second leading cause of cancer death in women after lung cancer.
Breast cancer is second only to lung cancer in the number of cancer deaths it causes in this country.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Breast Cancer Research (Scotland) Breast Cancer Research Scotland is a registered charity (number SC024834) which raises funds throughout the UK to investigate the causes of breast cancer and translate new laboratory discoveries into advances in treatment for patients.
Other causes of breast cancer may be related to defects in the immune system or genetic mutations.
Their fears were abundantly justified when a recent study concluded that a popularly prescribed synthetic estrogen and progesterone pill can cause increased risks of breast and reproductive cancers as well as a danger of blood clots while offering no protection against heart disease.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Breast Cancer Fund identifies - and advocates for elimination of - the environmental and other preventable causes of the disease.
 
 
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