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Topic: Breast Cancer Information

Related:
  Breast Cancer Treatment    Breast Cancer Awareness  
  Breast Cancer Survivors    Breast Cancer Foundation  
  Information    Breast cancer is the leading cause  
  Breast Cancer Site    Chemotherapy for breast cancer  
  Cancer    Breast Cancer Research  
  Breast Cancer Prevention  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Politics:Feminist
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Breasts,  Skin
Interest(s):Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Breast Cancer Answers Project - their mission is to improve access to and awareness of breast cancer clinical trial information, support patients receiving treatment, and provide other information and assistance.
Breast and cervical cancer self-help information and education for medical screening procedures will be discussed and disseminated.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

About Breast Cancer, is a community based information and education resource about breast health, breast cancer risk factors, diagnosis and treatment.
We would like to find out what sorts of information women want and can use after breast cancer surgery when making decisions about additional breast cancer treatment.
Reach to Recovery is an American Cancer Society program that provides support and information about breast cancer and its treatment for women with a personal concern about breast cancer and for their families.
John Fielding,
CEO

NABCO is the leading non-profit central resource for information, assistance, and referral to anyone with questions about breast cancer and a network of more than 370 organizations that provide detection, treatment and care to hundreds of thousands of American women.
Provides information on breast cancer prevention and treatment, funding for diagnostics and treatment to underserved women, and research dollars directed at preventing and curing breast cancer.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Our mission is to improve access to and awareness of breast cancer clinical trial information, support patients receiving treatment, and improve the quality of life of patients with breast cancer.
Breast Cancer Newsletter This bi-monthly newsletter is distributed to call breast cancer patients and contains news on the latest in prevention and treatment therapies as well as information on the programs and services of Mission Hospital.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

HIV, breast cancer, hepatitis, sickle cell anemia -- consider the long and courageous list of individual patients who banded together to form a community that demands better information and treatment from mainstream society.
Information for Breast and Colon Cancer Cooperative Family Registries The purpose is to create registries that represent an interdisciplinary consortium of participating centers of excellence in clinical and human genetics and epidemiology.
Breast cancer information links Breast Cancer Risk Assessment Tool The American Cancer Society (ACS) provides a variety of valuable tools and health-related information for nurses and their patients.
 
 
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