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Topic: Breast cancer symptom

Related:
  Breast Cancer Treatment    Breast Cancer Awareness  
  Breast Cancer Survivors    Breast Cancer Foundation  
  Breast cancer is the leading cause    Symptoms  
  Chemotherapy for breast cancer    Cancer  
  Breast Cancer Information    Breast Cancer Research  
  Breast Cancer Prevention  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Breasts,  Heart,  Skin
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Menopausal Symptoms in Breast Cancer Patients: Breast cancer survivors often suffer terrible menopausal symptoms.
The more widespread use of adjuvant breast cancer therapy is anticipated to increase the prevalence of oestrogen deficiency symptoms and premature menopause.
DHEA is said to offer protection from diabetes, cardiovascular disease, breast cancer, and improve menopausal symptoms.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Therapy for locally advanced or metastatic breast cancer aims to manage the symptoms and prolong life, with resection being considered on a palliative basis.
All women who have symptoms suggestive of breast cancer should be encouraged to consult their doctor regardless of the results of recent mammograms.
Wright to rapidly alleviate the symptoms of menopause without amplifying the danger of breast cancer.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Breast cancer can manifest itself with different symptoms other than a lump.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Of 7 with breast cancer, 4 had an improvement of symptoms and 4 sclerosis on radiographs.
Breast cancer survivors with lymphedema, compared to those without, reported more signs and symptoms.
The signs that were most frequently nominated as potential symptoms of breast cancer were a lump in the breast (81.
 
 
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