Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Breast Surgery

Related:
  Breast augmentation surgery    Breast Cancer  
  Breast Feeding    Surgery  
  Chicken Breast    Eye Surgery  
  Plastic Surgery  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Most admires:Pamela Anderson
Appearance:Beautiful
Bad point(s):Lazy
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite body part(s):Breasts,  Teeth,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite computer game(s):Deus Ex
Likes to wear:Sports bra
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking weight loss pills
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Breast Reduction Surgery Fact Sheet We have created this fact sheet to provide supplemental information for your review.
Breast augmentation surgery, both new and revisionary procedures, are the most common procedures performed by Dr.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

There are all kinds of breast enhancement surgery: breast enlargement breast augmentation even breast reduction it’s crazy.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Breast Augmentation can be performed alone, or in conjunction with other cosmetic procedures such as liposuction, tummy tuck, and facial cosmetic surgery.
A: It is recommended that you take one week off of work after breast augmentation surgery and continue to avoid strenuous activity and heavy lifting for 4 weeks after the surgery.
Breast reduction surgery can eliminate the physical stress of large breasts and help your body be more proportioned.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Reasons for breast augmentation include the balancing of uneven breasts, a follow up to breast surgery, fulfillment of figural curves and the elimination of back pain.
The exact type of surgery seems to vary in a seasonal fashion: Breast augmentation and breast lifts seem to be requested as summer approaches.
Inflatable saline implant indicated for breast augmentation and breast reconstruction surgery.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Cosmetic breast surgery offers several procedures which can improve the physical appearance and enhance self image as well.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Breast augmentation prior to genital surgery occurs in about one third of male transsexuals.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Breast reduction surgery in Marin County is done under general anesthesia in our outpatient surgical facility or in the hospital.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Breast Surgery, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.