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Topic: Cow Breed

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  Cow    Breed  
  Dog Breeds    Cow's milk  
  Mad Cow    Dog Breed  
  Dairy Cows    Horse Breed  
  Mixed Breed    Cat Breeds  
  Breed Rescue    Sheep Breeds  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite food(s):Cheese,  Vegetarian,  McDonalds
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Horse,  Rottweiler
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The cows are small to medium in size, with great longevity and freedom from many diseases that frequent more productive breeds.
The breed is somewhat smaller than the average dairy animal, with fully mature bulls weighing about 750 kg, and cows 500 kg.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Dams of most breeds have been used as base cows for the commencement of an upgrading program of displacement breeding.
This project is designed to develop techniques for comparing the performance of different breeds of suckler cows and different management systems.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Shorthorn cows are famous for their milking ability, which increases the weaning weight of their calves compared to other breeds.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The bulls were used on cows of the European breeds and on the descendants of these crosses.
Kerry Cows are one of the oldest cattle breeds, originating around 3,000 years ago when they were used as draft animals.
Mature cows require less pasture and winter feed than the larger exotic breeds.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

RCF cows are expected to re-breed on grass without grain, calve unassisted and wean a calf, or they are culled.
Galloway cows are easy fleshing and wean a higher percent calf crop than other beef breeds.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Cows not required to breed replacements are put to Belgian Blue or Simmental Sires.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Longevity is a feature of the breed with cows still breeding in their late teens and rearing good calves.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Don
2004-11-12 13:47:56
What is the age to begin breeding a anus cow? At what age to they begin the cycyel to become pregnant?
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kat
2004-12-04 08:10:13
why is this site so useless?
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