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Topic: Mother of the Bride

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lord Dracula

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress, Tiara, Lingerie

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Personality:

Outgoing

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine, Soap Opera Digest

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite actor(s):

Russell Crowe

Interest(s):

Photography

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress, Long dresses, Spandex PVC

Favorite movie(s):

An Affair to Remember, Forrest Gump

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

BRIDES WEAR WHITE Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?
It is the mother of the bride's responsibility to watch for the bride and listen for the start of the bridal music, so that she can stand to signal the guests to stand for the bride entrance.
Brides Mother is the last person to be escorted to her seat (front left seat)

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Mother of the bride or groom jewellery should be elegant and tasteful neither too heavy nor too ornate.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Are you a bride, bridesmaid or mother of the bride or groom?

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Then the bride's mother washes their feet with milk and the pundit begins the religious chants.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Bring Brides Maids and Mother of Bride/Groom for a low cost trial fee of $20 per person.
Are you the mother of a bride or groom who lives in another city but plans to marry in the Tri-state?

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Make the mothers of the bride and groom feel special with coordinated, custom-designed jewelry and accessories to match their outfits.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Then the Wedding Planner Course can help Brides to be and their mothers with everything from cake decorating to stress management.
Weddings are sometimes just as exciting for the Mothers of the Bride and Groom as they are for the newlyweds themselves!
Mother's of the bride and groom, the maid of honor, great grandma and others love to get in on the fun.

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