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Topic: Britain

Related:
  Great Britain    New Britain  
  History of Britain    Battle of Britain  
  Map of Britain    Great Britain History  
  Map of Great Britain    Flag of Great Britain  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Politics:Eurocrat,  Monarchist
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite era(s):1700s
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Margaret Thatcher,  Winston Churchill
Favorite royal(s):Prince Charles,  Queen Elizabeth II
Favorite destination(s):Britain,  Australia,  Scandinavia
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite political figure(s):Cecil Rhodes
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The potatoes are special varieties locally grown for Burts and are cooked by hand in sunflower oil by Britains only artisan family chip makers.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Britain's national mapping agency, the best place to find a diverse and exciting range of mapping products, digital map data and services.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Britain's charity watchdog has ordered him to give up his pulpit at the mosque because of his "inflammatory and highly political" speeches.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Britain's National Centre for Biotechnology Education have an excellent site about Genetically Modified Food which contains links to all the latest information on the subject in the UK.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Britain's privatised trains are chronically overcrowded because it's cheaper for operators to pay overcrowding fines than to run longer trains.
John Fielding,
CEO

Britain's biggest insurer, Norwich Union, has today become the latest in a line of insurers to cut the bonus rates and payouts on its with-profits policies.
Britain's leading share index was dragged lower by weak retail, media and banking stocks on Wednesday as the market struggled to shake off worries about waning consumer spending and a sluggish economic rebound.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Scottish Textiles works alongside some of Britains most experienced textile consultants to create bespoke textile trend forecasts for the Scottish market.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Britain's anti-doping chief believes drug users in sport are looking increasingly to medical science to find new ways of cheating the system.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Four of Britains finest storytellers will be presenting the first part of a trilogy of song cycles based on the story of Lugh Lamfhota from the Irish Mythological Cycle.
Britain's Prince Harry has never been seen as much of an intellectual, so it comes as no surprise that the younger son of Cambridge-educated Prince Charles is planning on skipping university and joining the illustrious Welsh Guards.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

It was not the decision to intervene in the war that caused Britain's problems in the later twentieth century, but the inept and wasteful military leadership during the Great War.
 
 
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