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Topic: British Telecom

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Bill Gates,  Alexander Bell
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone,  Cellular,  Apple Computer
Favorite great thinker(s):Samuel Morse
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Membership(s):Boy scouts,  Free Software Foundation
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

British Telecom's new 29,000mē Headquarters Building for West Central Scotland is located on the Clyde River frontage at the Broomielaw in Glasgow.
John Fielding,
CEO

Thus we will retain the present position of British Aerospace but will not privatise British Telecom's main network nor sell off British Airways.
Judge Colleen McMahon wrote that British Telecom's patent claims "clearly provide that the central computer is one device, in one location.
Anne Marie Leyendecker, British Telecom's Product Manager Data Services comments that use of NNIs depends on service strategy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

For the past seven years, Kent has become on the London jazz scene and was recently honored with British Telecom's best female vocalist honor.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The event is generously sponsored by British Telecoms on the clear understanding that at least the Halleluyiah Chorus from Handel's Messiah is sung in the evening's programme.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

British Telecom's original patent application, filed in 1977, covers a system to allow users to access text-based information via a telephone network.
Partnership (from British Telecom's Global Finance Sales, articles on various information network research projects, virtual organizations, etc.
British Telecom's new high speed, Broadband, ADSL internet connection system has finally arrived!
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

TFSmiths also uses British Telecom's 'Infomotion' video imaging system.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Take briefing for example: the families of the telecoms engineers who were executed in Chechnya are pursuing a claim in the British courts on the basis that they were not briefed properly.
British Telecom's lawsuit for patent infringement was thrown out.
 
 
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