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Topic: Mario Bros

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Nintendo system

Currently has on their coffee table:

Wonder Woman comic

Favorite author(s):

Brothers Grim

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite TV show(s):

Friends, Drew Carey Show, ER

Favorite actor(s):

Bette Davis, James Dean, Humphrey Bogart

Favorite cartoon character(s):

Bugs Bunny

Favorite computer game(s):

Mario Brothers, Super Mario World, Donkey Kong

Favorite movie(s):

Superman, The Bodyguard, Harry Potter

Listens to:

Prince, Madonna, Linkin Park

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

We also have spy pictures of the new Mario Bros PEZ dispensers and some Flix prototypes.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Plenty of Mario Party 4 and Super Smash Bros.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Mario attacks with his trademark fireball, tornado spin, and jumping punch; and even returns to Super Smash Bros.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The game is based off of the classic Super Mario Bros.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The first 40 pages of the Super Mario Bros 3 Strategy Guide are now scanned and ready for consumption.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Mario's first adventure for the Super Nintendo could be considered an upgrade to the gameplay system used in Super Mario Bros.
Mario Tennis offers you the somewhat limiting choice of playing as your favorite (and not so favorite) Mario Bros.
Games like Super Mario Bros 3 use this chip.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

A Mario Bros style game with smooth scrolling.

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