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Topic: Broken Finger

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  Broken Leg    Broken Heart  
  Broken Glass    Broken Arm  
  Broken    Broken Arrow  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Bondage kit
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Good point(s):Good kisser
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Bad point(s):Vicious
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Fists,  Lungs
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Running,  Roller blading,  Snowboarding
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

As a surgeon I treated many patients with broken fingers simply by reducing the fracture and splinting the part.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The broken hand tried to claw away the slippery folds that muffled the face, and the fingers crushing the throat.
Fingers broken, back hidously bent and twisted, ribcage crushed, I lie and simply watch as the blood engulfs parking meters and fire hydrants.
Her silence was broken only by the squelching of her fingers as they moved in and out of her dripping pussy.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Sticky fingers have been found on the broken aquarium glass.
Check for broken clutch cover diaphragm spring fingers.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Rather than broken legs and torn knees, boarders tend to get fractured fingers or broken wrists.
Broken limbs and bruised fingers illustrate the rough-and-tumble that players endure.
Sometimes there are sprained or broken toes or fingers due to banging into one another.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Laying my broken fingers out as if to still reach for him, but knowing full well that I couldn't change anything.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

This condition may occur due to broken fingers on the alternator plug which then vibrates loose and creates a break in the charging circuit.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The past year my fingers have broken out severely with a lot of psoriasis.
 
 
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