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Topic: Broken Glass

Related:
  Glass    Broken  
  Glass Windows    Glass Doors  
  Stained Glass    Broken Heart  
  Glass Water    Glass Beads  
  Glass Bottles    Wine Glass  
  Stained Glass Windows    Art Glass  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  House,  Gas oven
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Pottery,  Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Chicken suit
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I finished out the remaining days of my commitment to the practice and on one of the last days I woke up with a dream that the glass case around my midriff had broken and I was carefully disassembling the shards so no one would get hurt!
He pulled the comforter around himself and stared at the pieces of broken picture frame and bloody shards of glass on the floor near the doorway.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Kristallnacht or the Night of Broken Glass was the night in November of 1938 when the Holocaust began with the smashing of synagogues and Jewish-owned businesses and homes in Germany.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

An acidic volcanic rock resulting from highly explosive eruptions and characterized by having numerous broken and flattened glass shards in a very finely crystalline to brittle, glassy matrix.
Tall walls topped with shards of glass enclosed a muddy courtyard spiked with more broken glass and bits of wood brandishing rusted nails.
A pit of ash, mixed in with the twisted shards of broken glass that once contained all manner of beers, ciders, and meads, and the charred remnants of.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Iron Feet The feet stand, walk, dance a joyous jig upon shards of razor sharp broken glass, fire crackers explode between their toes and they then walk on a bed of flaming hot coals all with out experiencing a single burn or scratch.
The most fortunate find discarded shoes to protect their bare feet from the ever-present shards of broken glass and sharp twisted metal.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Shards of glass lacerated his arm and he flinched away, bleeding, as Logan crossed the room like a flash and grabbed him, pulling him away from the broken glass.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The broken glass from the smashed shed window was removed from the site and some more chairs and screws were recovered to the central storage area.
Glass in tub enclosures and patio doors in new homes must be tempered so that it will crumble if broken instead of shattering into large jagged pieces that can seriously injure people.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Broken glass was strewn across the road to hamper and injure the police horses and the battle between the police and communists lasted for some hours, overall there were dozens of injured police and 70 arrests.
 
 
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