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Topic: Broken Leg

Related:
  Broken Heart    Broken Glass  
  Broken    Broken Arrow  
  Broken Bones    Leg Table  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Wheelchair
Good point(s):Remorseful
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Vicious
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Lungs
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler
Favorite sport(s):Running,  Snowboarding,  Roller blading
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Spots are scattered along the front shoulders and hind quarters extending as far as possible down the legs with broken bracelets further down on the lower legs and broken necklaces at the throat, the more broken the better.
It was then that I noticed that he had broken glass on his arms and legs, and was leaving a trail of blood drops as he walked to the restroom.
Windshield glass was broken and a girl was lying over the hood with her legs still back in the driver's position.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Blood was now gushing from between her legs where the neck of the broken wine bottle could be seen protruding from her vagina.
The broken halves of the branch clattered to the stone floor as Eros' legs sagged on either side of the bench.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

If one is so ill that you cannot get out of bed or your legs have recently been broken by a rampant sheep then your energies will be largely diverted towards healing and it would be ill-advised for you to try any magickal workings.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

There is a black stripe down the outside of the legs and a white garter on each fetlock broken in the hind legs by a black streak into the cleft of the hoof.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The hold down is not broken if the defender is able to lock the legs as in Judo.
Amy is in one of the beds with two broken legs, a broken left arm, and a bandaged head.
Both legs were bruised and swollen, and her right arm was broken near the wrist.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The Paso gait is a broken pace in which the two legs on the same side move together, but the hind hoof touches the ground a fraction of a second before the fore hoof.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Why were the legs of the thieves crucified with Jesus broken by the Romans, but not those of Jesus himself?
 
 
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