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   In the News - 17 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  


  Lynch    Steven Lynch  
  Kelly Lynch    David Lynch  
  Stephen Lynch    Merrill Lynch  
  BROTHA LYNCH HUNG    George Lynch  
  Merrill Lynch OnLine    John Lynch  
  Liam Lynch  

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):John Candy
Favorite great leader(s):Oliver Cromwell,  Bennito Mussolini
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce
Likes to wear:Chicken suit,  Sumo belt
Favorite movie(s):Airplane
Listens to:Blink 182
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Being reincarnated as a termite
Favorite political figure(s):Oliver Cromwell
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
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Jordan Jones,

Musical Influences: "Tupac, Rass Kass, Canibus, Outkast, Scarface, Brotha Lynch Hung" Avernus-X Comments: "I first peeped this artists profile at TheProwlers.
Brotha Lynch Hung is finally going to be releasing his new album “Lynch By Inch: Suicide Note” in 2003.
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