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Topic: Brother of Jesus

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Mother Teresa

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient, Saintly

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Mormon, Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

This Jesus is compliments of Brother Jeremy Collette of USC.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Brothers and Sisters in Jesus, Just dropping a few lines to say thanks for your website and free membership.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Jesus as Dad tells the older brother Steve that all he wants is for him and his brother Keith to be happy.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Jesus saith unto her, Thy brother shall rise again.
James, brother of Jesus and leader of the Church in Jerusalem, martyred by being thrown from the pinnacle of the Temple Mount.
He and his brother were fishermen of Galilee and the fishing miracle of Jesus caused these young brothers converted to Christianity.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesus Christ is our source of strength, assurance of forgiveness and motivation for the Christian life that leads to an eternal fellowship with our Father and Brother in heaven.
Jesus is now our elder brother and high priest, supervising our spiritual development - preparing us to be kings and priests, reigning with Him!
Jesus' brothers said to him, "You ought to leave here and go to Judea, so that your disciples may see the miracles you do.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Jesus knew His brothers didn't believe in Him.

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