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Topic: Brother Knitting Machine

Related:
  Machine    Knitting  
  Brother    Brother Sewing Machines  
  Brother Personal Embroidery and Sewing Machine    Brother 770 Plain Paper Fax Machine  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde,  Bart Simpson
Favorite possession(s):Sewing machine,  Typewriter,  Power tools
Bad point(s):Criminal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Seventeen magazine,  Rolling Stone magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Education:Junior High School
Favorite Card Game(s):Blackjack,  Cheat
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Head scarf,  Spandex PVC,  Baseball cap
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 We carry new and used Studio/Singer, Brother and Passap knitting machines andaccessories, Hague linkers and electric yarn winders, and parts.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

 BackToBack Knits, dealer for brother knitting machines and yeoman, bramwell, honiburd, indigo denim and cotton spandex yarns.
We design and knit our white yardage on Brothers Knitting Machines.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Brother , a Japanese electronics company making a wide variety of goods ranging from knitting machines to microwave ovens to personal computers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 We carry both Brother and Studio Knitting Machines as well as all accessories, parts, yarns and books to complement them.
Authorized Brother dealer (we sell parts for other knitting machines also.
 
 
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