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Topic: Broward Sheriff's Office

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  Broward County Sheriff's Office    Maricopa County Sheriff's Office  
  Orange County Sheriff's Office    Office  
  Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office    Pinellas County Sheriff's Office  
  Sheriff    Broward  
  Broward County Sheriff's    Polk County Sheriff's Office  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Mace
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Lee Harvey Oswald,  Kofi Annan
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Eurocrat
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Private Detective,  Spy
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Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Broward Sheriff's Office is disclosing this information to the public in order to enhance public safety, awareness, and protection.
Due to the volume of this information and its ever changing nature, the Broward Sheriff's Office makes no representations regarding its continued accuracy.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Broward Sheriff's Office actively encourages local citizens to become involved in safeguarding their communities through a variety of educational and participatory programs.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The Broward Sheriff's Office is cracking down on speeders, red light runners and other unsafe drivers at several Deerfield Beach intersections.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Broward Sheriff's Office Civil Division carries out the sheriff's statutory responsibility for the service of process and execution of writs.
Oppenheim Pilelsky Sues Broward Sheriff's Office and City of Weston and Demands Public Inquest in Connection with Drowning.
Hoping to get the money back to its owner, they flagged down Broward Sheriff's Office Deputy Douglas Brown who was patrolling the area.
 
 
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2005-05-17 08:31:02
Motorcycle accident On May 15 2005 All Information
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