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Topic: Web browser

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Typewriter, Linux box

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Minesweeper, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web browsers are able to read and interpret HTML code, formatting the text and other data in a Web page based on the specifications of the browser.
Web Browsers These Web pages require at least Netscape version 4 or Internet Explorer 4 with javascript enabled.
Professional web design is knowing how to properly develop the web pages to work with the available user agents or browsers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web browsers are expected to support XML, therefore XML/EDI messages.
Both browsers and web server software can be configured to utilize certificates to facilitate secure communications.
Web browsers such as Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator may be setup to enable or disable various features.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web browsers like Netscape and Internet Explorer generate queries whenever they browse addresses like.
Web browsers and applications refer to DNS servers in order to correlate domain names with their IP address.
Most web browsers accept cookies and we recommend that you use Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator versions 3.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web browsers are like mobile code, they are independent of the type of operating system and computer hardware.
Web browsers can then use the local Squid cache as a proxy HTTP server, reducing access time as well as bandwidth consumption.
Web browsers on both Macs and PCs read the same HTML code.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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