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Topic: Bruce Hornsby

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, Eminem, Chris Rock

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine, WWF magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Days of our Lives

Favorite actor(s):

Jim Carrey

Favorite movie(s):

Dead Poets Society

Listens to:

Dire Straits, Billy Joel, Bluegrass

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre the Giant (wrestling), Hulk Hogan (wrestling), Mickey Mantle (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave, Joining the WWF

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."

Expert Talk

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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

At the head of this capitalist assault is the Furthur Festival, led by the Other Ones, an ensemble composed of former Deadians Mickey Hart, Phil Lesh and Bob Weir, joined by piano magnate Bruce Hornsby and a host of guests.
My band played a short set, and then Phil recruited Bob Weir, Donna Jean Godchaux and Bruce Hornsby to join him, with my band.
Bruce Hornsby plays accordion, among others with the Grateful Dead for close to a year immediately following the death of keyboardist Brent Midland in July of 1990)

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