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Topic: Metro bus

Related:
  Metro    Bus  
  Bus Service    Bus Driver  
  Bus Station    Bus Stop  
  Bus Tour    School Bus  
  Bus Routes    Bus Trip  
  Bus Ride    Shuttle Bus  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle,  Wheelchair,  Apartment
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver,  Mail carrier
Favorite explorer(s):James Cook
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite actor(s):Marilyn Monroe
Favorite animal(s):Greyhound
Interest(s):Travelling
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Roller blading,  Horseriding
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Favorite destination(s):New York
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Metro has refused to fund bikeways on bus routes.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Metro bus lines 230, 262 and 263 serve the campus.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

METRO is making adjustments to improve bus service beginning Sunday, Jan.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

This bus stops running before the metro stops running which is around midnight.
This train was also similar to a metro or bus in that it smelled like dog piss the entire way.
Several Metro bus routes stop at Connecticut Avenue and M Street a few hundred feet to the West of the Cathedral.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Metro run a regular bus service to and from the city in both Hobart and Launceston.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Metro even stopped printing a bus map or providing bus schedules as further incentive to give up on the system.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Seattle Metro Bus Schedules enjoy free bus rides within downtown seattle Washington State Ferries Schedules many of our Vashon and Bainbridge dental patients ferry in and take a short walk up to visit their favorite dentist!
Bus: The Metro Transit Authority operates 11 trips each weekday and 4 trips per day on weekends between the airport and downtown.
Metro tickets are valid for bus journeys, and tickets can be bought on board buses.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

METRO service supervisors will be stationed at various points around the parade route to assist pedestrians with detours and bus routes.
 
 
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