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Topic: Bucks County Courier Times

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Most admires:Bart Simpson,  Albert Einstein
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Genius,  Stupid
Favorite TV show(s):Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite book(s):"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
Favorite actor(s):Mel Gibson
Favorite great thinker(s):Albert Einstein
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Favorite movie(s):Caddyshack
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Calkins later purchased the weekly Levittown Times and merged them into the Bucks County Courier Times.
John Fielding,
CEO

According to The Bucks County Courier Times, the library business is booming across the country, and library staffs are scrambling to keep up with the increase in usage.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Jenkins, "School board give Einstein ultimatum," Bucks County Courier Times.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Newspaper In Education (NIE) Program is a cooperative effort of The Bucks County Courier Times working with local schools to utilize the newspaper as a dynamic teaching tool.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Jenkins, "Charters feel fallout from Einstein," Bucks County Courier Times.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Jenkins, "Former Tutorbots workers hired by Einstein Academy," Bucks County Courier Times.
Jenkins, "Internet charter schools ruled legal," Bucks County Courier Times.
Jenkins, "Einstein asks judge to release funds," Bucks County Courier Times.
 
 
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