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Topic: Build a fire

Related:
  Fire    Build  
  Fire Department    Design Build  
  Homes builds    Build your own  
  Fire Safety    Fire Protection  
  Build a Web    Fire and Rescue  
  Fire Fighters    Build a House  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
Personality:Sad
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite food(s):Rations
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Bushwalking,  Orienteering
Favorite movie(s):Lord of the Rings
Favorite time of year:Winter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree,  Owning their own trailer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Membership(s):Boy scouts,  Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Most of the other cabins had to build small fires in the middle of the cabins for risk of the wood catching on fire.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Tibetans often build wood fires on which they place green juniper and other aromatic medicinal saps, resins and herbs while chanting the prayers.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

He later builds a fire by scraping his hatchet against the wall and creating sparks which he uses to catch small pieces of wood on fire.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Creosote builds up in a chimney to cause chimney fires; the 2" diameter chimneypipes will clog up and either catch on fire or flood a hut with smoke.
Creosote build-up in the chimney, a common cause of fires, is also eliminated by the clean burning gas fuel.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Static build-up can lead to explosions, fires, property damage and personnel injury.
John Fielding,
CEO

Fires of Hope is working across the country in partnership with grassroots organizations, to design and implement innovative communication and planning strategies that help build and motivate broad constituencies to support vibrant, community-based farming and food systems that are ecologically sound, economically viable, and socially just.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These are fires that can be easily avoided and the public is urged to build on this encouraging decrease by practising good fire safety habits when disposing of rubbish at home.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

There he builds a fire and catches fish to eat and plays his trumpet to the stars in the night sky.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Digestive: Builds digestive fire that stimulates and improves digestion.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

If land is rested from the impact of human fires or domestic grazing stock then over a couple of years large amounts of combustible material builds up and then a lightning strike will cause a fire that can burn fiercely over large areas.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Numerous fires have occurred from installing improper doors, causing an excess of heat build-up and resulting in a fire in the wall behind and above the fireplace.
 
 
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