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Topic: Build a Web site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Flash is an excellent web tool that allows animation and vector graphics to build sites as though they were scenes of a movie.
Most web sites are built by graphic designers using software to build the web pages.
Software to build Web applications and link databases to web sites.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We build web sites from the content up, not from the flashy marketing down.
The web site's goal when it started out was simply to build their database for sending out catalogs.
Many web sites cannot be indexed by the search engines because of their build or content.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Texas Web Wizards provides web site marketing and web site development which enhances relationships with your customers and prospects and builds traffic.
Corporem build interactive web sites and create ecommerce solutions for UK businesses, then market the results for immediate increased profit.
JPublish is a web publishing system which uses the Velocity template engine in combination with a content management framework to build dynamic web sites.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

There are several web sites that offer connector for those that would like to build their own cables.
CogniText designs and builds Internet Web sites for small publishers who want to market and sell their books online.
We build web sites using the latest technology and creativity that is unmatched and all this will be delivered at a price you can afford.

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