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Topic: Build a Web

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Writing in their secret blog, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

OpenRoad builds business web applications that increase productivity and reduce costs.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Builds web pages for Oracle Databases using DHTML and Oracle Web Application Server.
Web Programming II builds on the web development skills taught in Web Programming I.
Web Site and Graphic Design Technomages builds professional looking web sites that are fun and simple to use.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Web site is located on a free server to enable the shelter to build a site for free in exchange for banner advertisements placed on the pages.
Build your web site for success with qualified customer and visitor flow and you will reap the rewards.
Build a Web site in minutes using our template drive online software.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Texas Web Wizards provides web site marketing and web site development which enhances relationships with your customers and prospects and builds traffic.
Port City Web builds websites and enterprise web solutions for businesses of all sizes and geographic locations.
Builds on the features of the Plus version with multimedia slide show creation for the Web and desktop and thumbnail sheet creation for the Web.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Setup program builds a web page to display the planner view of any calendar folder in Outlook as a folder home page.
Build a complete Web store or add a shopping card to your existing site.

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