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Topic: Built in Entertainment Center

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Martha Stewart

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Vacuum cleaner

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite artist(s):

Michelangelo

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Pottery

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Favorite movie(s):

Airplane

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Wired for surround sound, built in entertainment center, log truss ceiling and stone fireplace.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The greatroom can handle both formal and casual affairs with the focal point being the outside wall with built in entertainment center, fireplace and French doors.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The fireplace has a built-in mantle and the entertainment center cutout is large enough for the biggest Big Screen TV!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The entertainment centers are built exclusively around our clients audio and video specifications.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The plan is designed with a large kitchen that opens into a sunroom and a vaulted great room with a fireplace, built-in shelving and entertainment center and built-in cabinets with a wine rack and extra counter space.
The vaulted foyer leads to the family area, which consists of a sitting room with built in entertainment center and family eating area, wrapped around a raised fireplace.
Great Room has a gas fireplace with a brick and oak mantle, built-in entertainment center which is all oak and vaulted ceiling with a ceiling fan.

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