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Topic: GE LIGHT BULBS

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  Light    GE  
  Bulbs    Fluorescent Energy Saving Light Bulb  
  Halogen Light Bulbs    Full Spectrum Light Bulbs  
  Thomas Edison invented the light bulb    INVENTIONS Light Bulb  
  Picture it like a light bulb    Light Bulb Ornament  

 
 
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Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
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Favorite animal(s):Lizard,  Turtle
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

This is an improvement to incandescent bulbs invented by GE in 1958 for the wing tip navigation lights of the Boeing 707.
John Fielding,
CEO

(In the 1920's, GE endeavored to come up with research to show how the use of sufficiently powerful electric lights in the workplace would aid worker productivity, so that GE could sell more light bulbs.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

(If you don't have such a setting, Reveal bulbs by GE are said to not cast the yellow light that regular bulbs do.
If not, I have heard that Reveal light bulbs by GE do not cast the yellow light.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Replace that burnt out headlight with a GE halogen light and tail and turn signal bulbs with the proper ones.
 
 
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