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Topic: Bull

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Michael Jordan
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite author(s):Ernest Hemingway
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Rottweiler,  Horse
Favorite sport(s):Rugby,  American Football,  Hunting
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball),  Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Starsign:Taurus
Favorite destination(s):Spain
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Bulls will generally weigh from 1600 to 2200 pounds and cows from 1000 to 1400 pounds in average condition.
John Fielding,
CEO

As bulls are sold into the commercial industry it is proposed to record these transfers in the national genetic database and supply the commercial breeders with details of GROUP BREEDPLAN Estimated Breeding Values (EBVs) on bulls purchased.
Bringing bulls together under a controlled set of management conditions gave those cattlemen an opportunity to determine the rate of gain performance of their bulls and to select the top performers.
Bulls rejoiced that somebody was still being paid to keep track of the negative numbers and that the retailers had not yet filed bankruptcy and bought stocks as gifts for their psychiatrists.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The bulls are in their prime with glossy new coats and antlers polished and smooth from being scraped against shrubs and small trees.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The Bulls scored once through the air and once on the ground and then again on a contraversial botched punt snap play.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The bulls are bugling, gathering together their herds of cows and battling off rival bulls.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

It was a bulls eye, a pleasant and newly renovated camping by a lake for only 12 DM including showers.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

We are constantly seeking information about current bulls and our staff travel nationally and internationally to seek out progeny giving us first hand knowledge about aspects that proofs may not suggest.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

These bulls usually hang to the timber most of the year however in late March and April when the south slopes start greening up they let their guard down and become very visible allowing us to watch some real nice bulls and also giving us a good idea on the numbers and size of bulls that will be running around the mountains this fall.
These bulls are for very best of the bull calves from our high quality, fertile commercial Shorthorn and Angus cows by our own stud Charolais bulls.
Bulls are fairly decent swimmers, as anyone who's watched them fording rivers in low-budget Westerns can attest.
 
 
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