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Topic: Bull Dog Rescue

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jordan

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite author(s):

Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite board game(s):

Trivial Pursuit

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Watching Sport on TV

Favorite animal(s):

Rottweiler, Dog, Greyhound

Likes to wear:

Chicken suit

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Listens to:

Wu-Tang Clan, Korn, Pearl Jam

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Pit Bull rescue organizations are overloaded with dogs.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Rescue group dedicated to finding homes for stray, abandoned and rescued American Pit Bull Terrier dogs in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

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