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Topic: Razor Bumps

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Couch, Bondage kit

Most admires:

King Gillette

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour, Hairstyle

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Hair, Breasts

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Favorite great leader(s):

Atilla the Hun

Favorite animal(s):

Snake, Elephant

Likes to wear:

Beard, Toupe, Moustache

Favorite movie(s):

Notting Hill

Favorite sport(s):

Roller blading, Skiing

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Razor bumps itch, burn, and make shaving impossible.
Razor bumps are very painful and make shaving almost impossible.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Razor bumps (there is an alternative to a beard!

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Eliminates razor bumps / pimples and burning sensation from shaving and waxing.
Razor bumps and curled (ingrown) hairs are forced to "lift out" of the skin when their follicles are squeezed.
Razor bumps (pseudofolliculitis barbae) occur on the faces of men with wiry, curly hair.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Razor bumps are ugly sores and pimples caused by bacterial infections.
Helps eliminate razor bumps and rashes that can occur from shaving.

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