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Topic: Bureau

Related:
  Better Business Bureau    Service Bureau  
  Census Bureau    Speakers Bureau  
  Credit Bureau    Bureau of Labor Statistics  
  Farm Bureau    Bureau of Land Management  
  Bureau of Labor    Bureau Credit Report  
  Bureau of Indian Affairs    Bureau of Reclamation  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Bad point(s):Criminal
Currently has on their coffee table:National Geographic
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Tax Collector,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Interest(s):Geneology,  Geography,  Economics
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Florida,  New York
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

CYBERTEC is one of the very few truly technical translation bureaus in the USA (who actually have engineers and other specialists capable of doing technical job.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Credit bureaus are regulated under the California Consumer Credit Reporting Agencies Act (California Civil Code section 1785 et seq.
Census Bureau's State and Local Government Finance Estimates, the only comprehensive source of data on the taxes and revenues collected by the nation's 50 states and tens of thousands of local jurisdictions.
The bureau's mandate is to measure the effectiveness of youth strategies, forecast future labour market requirements, and maintain an inter-active web-site to keep young Nova Scotians apprised of the latest training and employment opportunities.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

One of the reasons many big service bureaus go to Omaha Nebraska is because there is little if any accent in the middle part of America and their rate of speech is moderate when compared with Southerners and New Yorkers.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This happens when a creditor sends the Credit Bureaus updated payment information on you for the most recent payment cycle.
Credit Bureaus The credit bureaus must: Establish toll-free numbers so that consumers can contact them without charge.
Credit bureaus must provide the subject of the report with a toll-free number to dispute the reinsertion and the opportunity to include a dispute statement.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

STL Quote is an online application that provides bureaus with the capabilities to provide instant online rapid prototyping quotes to customers through the Internet.
Department of Commerce and its bureaus with a wide range of advanced information technology services as part of a new program designed to tap the expertise of small businesses.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Service Bureaus can also be used to create compatible image and data input.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

OJJDP and other bureaus and offices are identifying ways to reach out to young people before they become involved in violence, as well as addressing the underlying problems that lead too many young people to crime.
 
 
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2005-06-29 17:50:38
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