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Topic: Bureau of Labor Statistics

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Bad point(s):Criminal
Currently has on their coffee table:National Geographic
Dream job(s):Prison Guard,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Favorite era(s):1930s
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Interest(s):Economics,  Geneology,  Geography
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Florida,  New York
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

This Bureau of Justice Statistics press release reports the national and state level correctional population figures for 2000.
John Fielding,
CEO

Bureau of Labor Statistics Range of current statistics including unemployment rates, consumer price index and productivity indexes.
Bureau of Labor Statistics projects a 15% increase in the number of Food Service Managers needed nationwide through the year 2010.
Bureau of Labor Statistics projects a 97% increase in the number of Computer Support Specialists needed nationwide through the year 2010.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This Bureau of Labor Statistics news release reports on the findings of the 1995 survey of employer provided training sponsored by the Employment Training Administration of the U.
Bureau of Labor Statistics projects a 49% increase in the number of Medical Records and Health Information Technicians needed nationwide through the year 2010.
The new Statistics Bureau was thus responsible for coordinating statistics and the statistical activities of the government and producing fundamental statistics for the nation.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Remote Ad bureau providing detailed statistics and full browser based administration panel.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The Federal Bureau of Immigration kept detailed statistics from 1898 to 1932 on the ethnicity and destination of all aliens arriving in the ports of the United States.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Bureau of Justice Statistics, about 65 percent of State and local law enforcement officers are uniformed personnel.
Bureau of Justice Statistics reports that 95% of the reported incidents of assaults in relationships are committed by males.
Bureau of Labor Statistics data for 1993 revealed that health care workers have the highest incidence of assault injuries.
 
 
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