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Topic: Burns

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Mark Twain,  Bart Simpson,  Rob Roy
Personality:Perfectionist
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Favorite TV show(s):The Simpsons,  Malcolm in the Middle,  MASH
Favorite actor(s):John Candy
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce,  Mary of the Scots
Likes to wear:Beard
Favorite movie(s):Crocodile Dundee
Favorite sportsperson(s):Diego Maradona,  Babe Ruth (baseball)
Listens to:Jazz,  Louis Armstrong,  Folk
Favorite philosopher(s):Bentham
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Muscle burns more calories than does adipose or fatty tissue.
Acid burns represent a small percentage of total burns but complications and morbidity are high.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Burns CDs and read DVD data or video right from your iBook.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Burns pleaded guilty in 1995 on three separate charges of molesting a child under 13.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Prescribed burns are fires that qualified personnel intentionally light under specific conditions to achieve specific management objectives.
Burns received his BA degree in Computer Science and honors certificate from the University of Idaho.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Burns was security officer for AOC Chairman Billy Payne and International Olympics Committee Chairman Antonio Samarach.
William Burns is on his way to Cambodia where he will teach English with the Maryknoll team at the Royal University of Phnom Penh.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Burns is an unabashed hipster, implementing jagged editing and hyper-stylized dialogue into his narrative as if they were going out of style.
Burns had an ear for a folk ballad and reworked several into the form we know them today.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Burns also gave a debut to new midfielder Tom Radcliffe who came on as sub after signing from Cirencester Town midweek.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Lewis Burns is an artist who is known right across Australia for his Australian aboriginal motifs.
 
 
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