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Topic: Crash and Burn

Related:
  Crash    Burns  
  Car Crash    Burn a CD  
  Robert Burns    Burn Fat  
  Air Crash    Crash Test  
  Heart Burn    Plane Crash  
  Burns and skin    Burn Care  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Ricky Martin
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Simpsons,  The Ozbournes,  Jackass
Interest(s):Aviation
Favorite movie(s):Crocodile Dundee
Favorite sportsperson(s):Diego Maradona
Listens to:Savage Garden,  Jazz,  Bon Jovi
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The good news is that libido doesn't automatically crash and burn during menopause so there is hope for getting back your sex-drive again.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Others crash and burn after a spectacular doomsday prediction proves to be false.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

After his huge crash in Blenheim at the North Island versus South Island Champs last weekend Team VR were unsure if he would even compete as he was so sore - bruises and burns all over Mokey’s body.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

During the GP of Spain he has a crash and his car catches fire, he can only escape from the car after 20 seconds and ends up in the hospital with sevear burns.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Six victims survived but suffered severe burns because the immense force of the crash had burst the Malibu’s gas tank and ignited a fire.
A ir bags can and will open unexpectedly, fail to open in a crash, cause skin burns and severely aggravate pre-existing hearing losses due to the discharge of the explosive charge that inflates the bag.
All 8 crash patients were from Naval Hospital and had minor to medium burns.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

For some reason I always get the impression the d00d has radiation burns on his face; this is a remanifestation of a dim racial memory of a newspaper article about two white Americans who crash-landed in Africa in childhood and grew up in a native tribe, though with sun-damaged skin.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

In designing a crash-resistant fuel system it should be kept in mind that the greatest number of accidents with fatal burns involve rollover accidents which are likely to cause severe damage to the vehicle.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Fourth grade teacher Jacquelyn Burns (age 47) was killed Wednesday in an crash on Cannonsburg Rd.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Additionally, 87% of individuals with moderately severe burns could not escape the fire because they were sitting next to a door that was jammed shut by crash forces.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

If you don't you'll crash and burn.
 
 
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