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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rob Roy,  Mark Twain,  Bart Simpson
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Favorite TV show(s):The Simpsons,  Malcolm in the Middle,  MASH
Favorite actor(s):John Candy
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce,  Mary of the Scots
Likes to wear:Beard
Favorite movie(s):Crocodile Dundee
Favorite sportsperson(s):Diego Maradona,  Babe Ruth (baseball)
Listens to:Jazz,  Louis Armstrong,  Folk
Favorite drink(s):Whisky
Favorite philosopher(s):Bentham
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Robert Burns was soon to have confrontations with these moral codes due to his dashing good looks and personality.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Robert Burns began studying guitar at an early age, and gave his first concert performance at age 16, opening for Louis Armstrong.
Robert Burns wrote ballads and songs on the modesty staircase which is still in use today.
Anita Ganesh,

Robert Burns is one of the great romantic poets and one of the world's great songwriters.
Robert Burns, his letters are beautiful in the extreme; I prefer them to any I have ever read for they are the offspring of a heart full of finer feelings.
Robert Burns is, of course, known generally as the "Poet Laureate of Masonry.
Paddy McGuinness,

Robert Burns is for many 'Scotland's National Bard', and the hero of the Scots and people of Scottish descent everywhere.
Robert Burns was born in Ayrshire, Scotland in 1759 and died, aged 37, in 1796.
Robert Burns was born in Alloway, Ayrshire 25th January 1759 to William Burness, a poor tenant farmer, and Agnes Broun, Robert Burns was the eldest of seven.
Mark Harris,

Robert Burns, who was jailed in New Hampshire in 1996 for molesting a 12-year-old boy.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

District Attorney Robert Burns has filed involuntary manslaughter and elder abuse charges against two former nurses at a Susanville nursing facility.
Robert Burns memorial cairn lies in scattered parish surrounded by wooded hills.
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